Radio Rambos
Mood:  caffeinated
You know what? People act the same way on CBs as they do in chat rooms on the internet. Behind a cloak of anonymity certain people feel free to act out in ways they never would in public. Most of these folks are very entertaining but a few are just plain weird. Or maybe they're just trolls. Anyway you look at it, the CB world has it's share of airborne depravity and I've just discovered the tip of the iceberg.

First off, there's the Radio Rambos, the ones who think a CB confers upon them powers of strength and invincibility, you know, like Superman. Why, just last month in Chicago, the dulcet tones of "Ass Kicker" graced my radio. A tough sounding dude who promised to deal out whup-ass to anyone who wanted to step up. A few other wannabees kept trying to take up AK on his offer, but "apparently "AK's radio never was quite working properly well enough to allow him to be able to set a time or place. Go figure... After a few of his listeners (instigated by me, maybe) wanted to know why he wanted to be known as the "Ass Kisser," good old "AK" eventually fell silent. Out of range, I suppose...
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